I downed some Super Soldier Serum because Captain America challenged me to arm wrestle one night when he was in his cups.  Haven't seen him since, but in the meantime I've been using my newfound strength to help clean up the local park.  I just hate it when a tree falls in the woods.  The question isn't whether it makes a sound, but whether it blocks the path.


I can talk to dolphins. The snooty bastards never answer.


I hang with A-list Celebrities.

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I can silence a roomful of seventh graders.


With. Just. A. Look.